quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
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After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
I mean you can't really blame him. He's named after whiskey and I don't get along with pants.
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I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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