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(828): View more from North Carolina

So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.

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(904): View more from Florida

she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"

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(434): View more from Virginia

He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.

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(410): View more from Maryland

i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame

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(646): View more from New York

HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.

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(510): View more from California

Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party

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(410): View more from Maryland

Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction

(571): View more from Virginia

Done

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(631): View more from New York

I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry

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