Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
You peed on a flamingo?!?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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