But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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