every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
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I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
send nudes
from the living room?
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