My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
I just fell asleep with a sandwich in my mouth at Cosi..people definitely saw
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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