can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You're a waste of cheezeits
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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