dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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