also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
worst night to have a conscience
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
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Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
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