Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
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Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
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I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
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