We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
and you said cock pushups were impossible
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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