Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
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He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
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So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
It's shark week go big or go home
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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