just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
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so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
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Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
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