I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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