she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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