I'm jealous of your bromance
fuck the hobbit
what about unicorns?
fuck those pointy horses
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
she peed on how many people?
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Can I color on your dick again?
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
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I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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