redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
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I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
what is it with giant penises always finding me
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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