he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
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