he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
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.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
We had to coat check the pizza.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
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So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF