How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
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I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
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He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Im part way to drunk.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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