I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.