that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
everytime i eat a fruit i feel like i'm eating ovaries
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Randomize