I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
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We are two peas in an std pod
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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