please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
lesson learned: don't narrate out loud about how a girl is giving you head while she's doing it
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Randomize
