Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
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I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
dude I don't even care if I'm getting catfished the point is I'm going to get laid. hot bitch, fat bitch, skanky bitch, i don't care my penis is having an adventure tonight regardless
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
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