Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
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I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
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Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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