If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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