FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
My bad man. I was at a strip club, and apparently it's like a big deal to take your phone out in one of those places.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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