Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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