Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
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No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
There's a big bag of salt and vinegar chips and a Budweiser for when you wake up. Don't say I never did anything for you.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
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Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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