New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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