i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I need moral support for this bender
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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