He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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