Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
I can't get out of the parking garage so now I'm staying downtown....Typical
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
I forgot to tell you. Your neighbor was walking his tiny dog and saw me crawl out of my jeep drunk vomiting and holding onto my bumper. He just said: morning! all friendly.
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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