the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
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