I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Randomize
