Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
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can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm tired and starving, and I'm pretty sure I just cost the company 33,000 dollars...fuck you and you're "you'll love going to work high" nonsense.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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