dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
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I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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