i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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