If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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