just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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