She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Next thing I know we're all standing in the kitchen holding hands and thanking God for the beer.
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
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There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I'm beer bonging chocolate fondue. That's how my Valentines Day is going.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
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I just traded a couple nudes for pizza delivery. Call me lazy, easy, or an entrepreneur, but either way I'll have dominoes in 15 minutes.
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
There's even glitter on my cock...
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