is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I checked into jail on foursquare
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
this is an emotional support booty call
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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