I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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