look no pants
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I keep getting congratulated for drinking 2 six packs of mikes hard and winning the Olympic marathon and I don't remember this shit and now my throat is on fire
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
