she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Congratulations! We have a period
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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