too bad you live with your parents still
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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