Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
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