Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
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Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
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Jake bring pizza.
JAKE BRING PIZZA.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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