she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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