Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
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It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
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My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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