I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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its like you know when i get waxed
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Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
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