Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
I yelled at your uterus for you.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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