yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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