Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
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It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
He just asked me if I'd be interested in couples therapy. Fuck my life.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
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Did you really get 12 corn dogs from the gas station last night?
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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