You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Fourth time I had to be woken up in the line of Whataburger in two weeks. First time my shirt was free of vomit.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
I can't hangout tonight, I have a phone sex appointment at 10
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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