Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
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This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
Come on in and take your pants off
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