i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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