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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
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