Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
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I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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