She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
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I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
7:26 bus just came. I am sweatier than Louie Anderson eating chili in a sauna
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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