I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
Randomize
