fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
it was like eating out sand paper
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
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I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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